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	<title>Bancuri Noi &#124; Bancuri Tari</title>
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	<description>Glume amuzante, Bancuri tari, Culmi, Perle haioase, Poezii, Parodii, Umor, Poze, Caricaturi, Statusuri Noi de Dragoste, de Indiferenta, Avatare</description>
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		<title>Spune-mi sincer de câte ori m-ai înşelat?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 06:07:34 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Barbati si Femei]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[primar]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Un tip pe patul de moarte îi spune soţiei: - Draga mea, spune-mi sincer, de câte ori m-ai înşelat? - Păi având în vedere că te iubesc, doar de cateva ori. Tipul speriat: - Cum?! De cate ori? Cu cine? Spune-mi, că nu mai am mult de trăit! - Păi, prima dată, ştii că ai [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sotia plecata in deplasare</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 13:00:23 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Soacre]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[delegatie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mama]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sotia plecata in deplasare isi suna sotul: - Ce face pisica? - A pierit! - Aoleu, nemernicule! Nu puteai sa imi dai vestea putin mai delicat?! De exemplu, ca e pe acoperis si intamplator a cazut&#8230; - OK! - Ce face mama? - E pe acoperis si .. intamplator..]]></description>
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		<title>Cum ii cheama pe nasi papei ?</title>
		<link>http://www.yeti.ro/bancuri/intrebari-raspunsuri/cum-ii-cheama-pe-nasi-papei/</link>
		<comments>http://www.yeti.ro/bancuri/intrebari-raspunsuri/cum-ii-cheama-pe-nasi-papei/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 11:09:59 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Intrebari & Raspunsuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nasi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Papa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[papanasi]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[- Cum ii cheama pe nasi papei ? - Papanasi.]]></description>
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		<title>Am fost ieri dimineata la restaurant</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 10:57:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Barbati si Femei]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gaze]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[munca]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[restaurant]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stomac]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Am fost ieri dimineata la restaurant si dintr-odata am realizat cu disperare nevoia de a elimina niste gaze. Muzica era foarte tare, asa ca am potrivit gazele cu ritmul muzicii. Dupa cateva melodii, am inceput sa ma simt mai bine. Mi-am terminat cafeaua, si am observat ca toata lumea se uita la mine&#8230; Apoi mi-am [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Femeia la volan</title>
		<link>http://www.yeti.ro/bancuri/bancuri-cu-soferi/femeia-la-volan-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 04:00:07 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Soferi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[femeie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pasageri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pietoni]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[zeita]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Femeia la volan este ca o zeiță! Pasagerii se roagă, iar pietonii își fac cruce!]]></description>
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		<title>Eu visez sa castig 10 mii de euro pe luna</title>
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		<comments>http://www.yeti.ro/bancuri/bancuri-servici/eu-visez-sa-castig-10-mii-de-euro-pe-luna/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 16:00:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Eu visez sa castig cate 10 mii de euro pe luna, ca si tatal meu! - Tatal tau castiga 10 mii pe luna? - Nu, dar si el viseaza!]]></description>
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		<title>Care este diferenta dintre fulger si electricitate?</title>
		<link>http://www.yeti.ro/bancuri/intrebari-raspunsuri/care-este-diferenta-dintre-fulger-si-electricitate/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 13:00:05 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Intrebari & Raspunsuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[diferenta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[electricitate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fulger]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[- Care este diferenta dintre fulger si electricitate? - Electricitatea e pe bani fulgerul e gratis!]]></description>
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		<title>In statiunea Mamaia</title>
		<link>http://www.yeti.ro/bancuri/bancuri-cu-unguri/in-statiunea-mamaia/</link>
		<comments>http://www.yeti.ro/bancuri/bancuri-cu-unguri/in-statiunea-mamaia/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 08:59:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Unguri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ajutor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[la mare]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[scaldat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Statiuena Mamaia]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[In statiunea Mamaia, un ungur înecându-se în mare a uitat cum se spune în română cuvântul “ajutor” şi striga: “Me scald ultima date!”]]></description>
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		<title>Stau degeaba</title>
		<link>http://www.yeti.ro/bancuri/bancuri-servici/stau-degeaba/</link>
		<comments>http://www.yeti.ro/bancuri/bancuri-servici/stau-degeaba/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 08:57:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri Servici]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[angajat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[degeaba]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Seful catre angajat: - Ce faci? - Stau degeaba. - Pai, parca si ieri stateai degeaba!? - Da, dar nu am terminat.]]></description>
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		<title>Doi poliţişti intră într-o librărie</title>
		<link>http://www.yeti.ro/bancuri/bancuri-cu-politisti/doi-politisti-intra-intr-o-librarie/</link>
		<comments>http://www.yeti.ro/bancuri/bancuri-cu-politisti/doi-politisti-intra-intr-o-librarie/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 08:54:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Politisti]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[librarie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[politisti]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Doi poliţişti intră într-o librărie. După un moment de ezitare, vânzătoarea îi întreabă: - Ce-i, băieţi? Plouă afară?]]></description>
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